Daily Quotes

01 April 2026

Gibbs Rule

Rule #27
Gibbs
Two ways to follow someone. First way, they never notice you. Second way, they only notice you.

Ziva Misquote

Ziva
Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
Tony
Is your question, did I wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

Shannon Rule

Gibbs
You got a rule for everything?
Shannon
Working on it. Everybody needs a code they can live by. What's your name?
Gibbs
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Shannon
I'm just gonna call you Gibbs.
Gibbs
You can call me anything you want.
Shannon
I'm Shannon.