Daily Quotes

07 April 2026

Gibbs Rule

Rule #4
Gibbs
The best way to keep a secret: Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Ziva Misquote

Ziva
Landis asked me out tonight. I said no. I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
Tony
The term is easy.
Ziva
What's the difference?
Tony
Mostly the makeup.

Tony Quote

Tony
Big 'D', little 'i', Big 'N', little 'ozzo'