Daily Quotes

13 April 2026

Gibbs Rule

Rule #9
Gibbs
Never go anywhere without a knife.

Ziva Misquote

Ziva
Ah, American idioms drive me up the hall!
Ducky
Well, actually... never mind.

Tony Quote

Tony
I'm the wildcard. I'm the guy that looks at the reality in front of him and refuses to accept it. Like right now, I should be terrified right, but I'm not as I just can't stop thinking about the movie 'True Lies', you know where Arny is strapped to the chair and shot full of truth serum and picks his cuffs and kills everybody. You have 30 seconds to live Saleem.
Saleem
No, you're still bound. You're lying.
Tony
I can't lie and I didn't say I was gonna be the one to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a sniper?
Snipes Saleem in the head
Gibbs
Tony
Look out!
Snipes armed guard
Gibbs
Tony
Come on, alright Ziva, let's go!
Shoots second armed guard close range with sniper rifle
Gibbs
Gibbs
Let's go home.